Before Marriage :-
Why aren’t you still married? Your parents have started looking right? Any problem?
On the wedding day:-
Oh! You look better in that other hairstyle. You could have done like that. That would have been better.
After marriage :-
Your husband has lost so much weight. Are you not cooking properly? hehe (for the 3rd time)
Some things are not funny. I don’t know why few people don’t understand!! Sigh!