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I thought I loved Geography!!!

We were in chennai that time .My amma and my chithi had gone to attend a wedding.They left on sunday itself . I could not take a long leave, so I started on tuesday morning. Since my friends kept teasing me that I had put on lot of weight I decided to walk till the mandap. The wedding was on wednesday.

I started walking and reached some place. My subconscious mind told me that I have landed in a wrong place.There were so many people around me but I didnot understand a word they spoke. I got scared.I called my mother and chithi and asked them where they were. Their reply shocked me.

Amma: Where are you da?

Me: Amma I don’t know. It looks Gujarat!

Amma: oh *worried* Why did you go there. The wedding is in Madhya Pradesh.

Me: ohhh.. Amma I think I took a wrong turn and landed up here. what shall I do now?

Amma : OK baby, You must be tired now. Go to a hotel and stay there tonight, morning you can come here.

I sat in the hotel lobby thinking about how to reach MP in the morning. In my mind I imagined India map. And I imagined it wrong. In the map Gujarat was in the MP’s place and MP was in Gujarat!!

* So in my dream I realize that my geography knowledge is so bad so so bad . It disturbs me a lot and I get scared, but the dream is not over yet. To reassure me, my real sub conscious mind sends my cousin into the dream *

Hotel room is bookedΒ  and I am so relieved to see my cousin there in the same hotel. WeΒ  talked for a long time,went to a nearby restaurant and had dinner together. The food was awesome, super awesome but it was so costly. We paid Rs. 10,000 just for food and left the restaurant.

I could not believe that I had paid 10,000 rupees for a dinner. It was too much.On the way back to our hotel room , I told my cousin,

Me: What ya.. the food is so costly here. Just for a two day trip I have spent so much money. You know what, I am going to make this trip worth for the money. Tomorrow as soon as we reach MP,first thing, I am going to Ranthambore National Park andΒ  going to have fun!!!!

*** I wake up from my dream. Ranthambore National park in MP????? Man… How the hell did I score 85% in 10th std Geography??? With this level of knowledge I should have never passed it!!! ***

*** In the scene where I tell amma that I am in Gujarat, I remember RM’s name came up, but I don’t remember much of it ***

*** This was yesterday’s dream, writing this masterpiece down before I forget ***

*** As I am typing this, I have our own India map open in another window. I am still shocked about my Geography General knowledge you see ***

*** So people never ask me for direction, b’coz you know the truth now ***



20 thoughts on “I thought I loved Geography!!!

  1. ROFL….babes you are amazing,what dreams you get πŸ™‚
    Since you have put on weight so you decided to walk till MP and then landed in Gujarat.So how much kilos did you loose? πŸ™‚
    You should have visited my home na in MP πŸ™‚

    1. hehe..
      I don’t know how much I lost. The walking part did not appear at all in my dream. So the main purpose was not solved πŸ˜€

      I would have searched for your home in Gujarat considering my geo knowledge πŸ˜›

  2. hahahahahah! you SS, should get into some serious comedy writing…I mean honestly..what were you doing before you went to sleep??? going through the map of India πŸ™‚

    Errr…having laughed loudly, can I tell you that I am horrible with directions…RD will tell you NEVER EVER EVER to believe me..if I say I am sure we have to go right, he will take the left turn and reach the right place as well 😦

    Big hugs on that πŸ™‚ you remembered me in your sweet is that

    1. hehehe,,, map of India !! hahahaha too?This one reason is enough for my amma to say no to bike!!! πŸ˜€

      Yes yes I did, though I don’t remember the full scene πŸ™‚

  3. Hahaha… Please please please blog often. Love reading your posts πŸ™‚

    And lemme tell you a secret, I am bad at geography too but I never scored well in school also. We were always given an India map during exam and asked to locate 5 places. And I always guessed all 5 places πŸ˜›

  4. what Ranthambore National park not in MP? where did they move it now? Please to pardon my ignorance of north India as if I am an expert of south India.. I know 60% of Tamil nadu and that’s it.. You are better than me SS so pat your back.. πŸ™‚
    when I read Gujarat, MPitself I sensed that it was a dream – by a fellow-dreamer-in-same-line.. I even walked to US from UK you know?
    So now we all know that SS scored 85% in Geography in 10th Std.. drum rolls please…
    Appo neenga nijamavae padichu irundhaaa? venamm SS naadu thangadhuuu.. πŸ™‚

  5. Now that is serious weight shedding walk….I mean, I too get worked up by my weight issues but have never ever walked from Chennai to Gujarat even in my wildest dreams 😦
    Absolutely loooooved this post SS….I am taking big lessons about variety of dreams from you πŸ˜€

    1. hehe.. I get this(weird) type of dreams often.. like walking sideways on a mountain πŸ˜› , parking my car underground I mean I actually dig a hole and park my car in my dream πŸ˜›

  6. Wow SS I m sure u would hv lost a looooot of weight walking to MP!! ROFL.. πŸ™‚
    Paying 10,000/- for a dinner was too good!! Sometimes its so funny that we dream about all this isnt it!!

    You plz do write often n entertain us!! I enjoy reading ur posts!! (I hv already mentioned this earlier too)

    1. hehehe yeah.. but the walking part was not very detailed you know πŸ™‚
      I know.. I still remember a white slip where RS.10000 was printed . πŸ™‚

      Thanks a lot dear!! πŸ™‚

  7. Bwahahahahaha πŸ˜€ Suuper fun post. Now lets not discuss weight issues ok? Super thin girl – you dont start walking anywhere – you will vanish into thin air! – Ah! What rhyming words πŸ˜›

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