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Life is an experiment..

Aim:– To waste everyone’s precious time.

Things Required:- A problem in your life, a fb account, some good souls around you, 3 egg dosas, a dog and a traffic signal

Procedure :-  Sit idle. If you are lucky unlucky enough problems will find you out and reach you automatically.

Inference:-

We can divide it into 3 stages.

Stage 1 :-

1. You are worried.

2. Happy songs cheer you up.

3. You believe that in life after a bad phase there WILL be a good phase and you decide to wait for this bad phase to get over soon.

4. You believe you are strong enough to handle it.

5. You see a lot of inspiring messages on FB (not applicable all the time) and it gives you new hope. At this stage even a traffic signal changing from red to green gives a new meaning in your life.

6. You happily stuff 3 egg dosas and go to office and feel high and sleepy.

Stage 2:-

1.You are worried.

2. Good music cheers you up.

3. You believe that in life after a bad phase there WILL be a good phase but in your case ALONE the bad phase is extending little longer than expected.

4. You reach out to your friends and they say “Everything will be ok soon” .It calms you down.

5. You pray for strength to handle it.

6. You read FB messages hoping that it would cheer you up (but only the opposite is happening).You are unable to differentiate between red and amber in traffic signal.

6. You happily stuff 3 egg dosas and go to office and feel high and sleepy.

Stage 3:-

1. You are silent.

2. Good music only makes you cry.

3. Is there anything called “good” phase in life?

4. When your friends advise you that “Everything will be alright soon”, your mind argues with every single piece of advice you get. Your heart goes and hides somewhere deep inside that all good words from your friends fail to reach it.

5. You walk like a zombie , go to office, do nothing and come back home and do nothing.

6. Its been days since you checked FB and your bus waits in the same signal 3 times.

7. You see a dog sleeping in the middle of the road and notice that no vehicle is honking at it.Instead they all just take a turn and pass through the sides.Suddenly you understand the meaning of your life. You Believe that you are strong enough to handle this.You switch on all the lights and your heart feels the brightness. You remember your good friend going through a rough phase , call him up and explain him how to make Bisi bela bath.Before hanging up you tell him that “Be strong! Good times are not far! ” in bold.

8. You happily stuff 3 egg dosas and go to office and feel high and sleepy and happy.

Conclusion:-

1.Only few people in this world have the ability to make sure that their eating habits never get affected by their problems,no matter how big the problem is! 😀

2.It is possible to waste someone else’s time by doing pointless experiments 👿

3.On a serious note, you need friends in your life. They may not be able to solve your problems, they may not be able to give you a meaningful advice.But they have this power to calm you down just by listening to your problems.

 

P.S:- Work is hectic and there are so many things going on in life.So I am not updating my blog regularly.But I am totally ok. Love you all 🙂