Yippieee !!! Its a friday !! 🙂 🙂 🙂
Here are some of my fav quotes . Enjoy !!!
From movie – Madagascar 2 – Escape to Africa:-
skipper the penguin :- This is your captain speaking. I have a good news and a bad news. The good news is we are landing immediately.
[clap clap clap]
skipper the penguin:- The bad news is we are crash landing
🙂 🙂 🙂
Dilbert- famous quotes :-
Engineers like to solve problems.If there are no problems handily available, they like to create new problems
Mondays are not part of the productive work week.
Its not hard to meet expenses,they are everywhere.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.
Most problems would just go away if you just wait long enough.It might look like I am standing motionless but I am actively waiting for our problems to go away.I don’t know why this works but it does.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Life is unsure .Always eat your dessert first.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground you will have trouble putting on your pants.
The guy who invented the first wheel is an idiot.The guy who invented the other three is a genius.
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills.
Beat the 5 o clock rush.Leave work at noon.
Its not the fall that kills you.Its the sudden stop at the end.
If you can’t convince them ,confuse them 🙂
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
In order to get a loan, you first have to prove that you don’t need it.
The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
Smile.It makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Last year Diwali. In chennai. We (my cousins , myself and my BIL (new maapillai- imagine the respect for him at house)) were having nice grand lunch . We were sitting in two lines facing each other.My BIL was sitting opposite to me.
Me: Athims (BIL) , I saw a poster about ‘crazy Mohan’s ‘ stage drama. Its tomorrow I think. Shall we go?
BIL: Yes yes. What time is it and where?
Me: I think its in the evening. But I don’t remember the place. I saw the poster while coming from central station in bus.
BIL and cousin in chorus :- Do you know where you saw the poster?
Me: I don’t know the place. It was near some signal, near some blah blah board.
BIL: (In an attempt to find the bus route and take a guess from that ) OK .Tell me , How was the bus coming?
(Actual words in tamil : Bus epdi ma vandhudhu?)
Me : ( after a pause ) durrrrrrrrrrrrr.. paam paaam paaam..durrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Everyone starts laughing ..Food goes up into his nose. Amma glares at me . I am busy finishing up the 3 and a half vadais in my plate.
(OK its a joke. you should laugh now. come on try “hahahahaha”)
Happy weekend ! And wishing you all a very very happy, sweet and safe Diwali ! 🙂 🙂 🙂